connorseq: That moment when Stephen Colbert is number 69 on Maxim’s Hottest Women of 2012…

connorseq:

That moment when Stephen Colbert is number 69 on Maxim’s Hottest Women of 2012…

mamaluka: @LatenightJimmy @JimmyFallon  Bubble Soccer LOL!  My cheeks hurt from smiling and laughing at the bubble soccer game.

mamaluka:

@LatenightJimmy @JimmyFallon  Bubble Soccer LOL! 

My cheeks hurt from smiling and laughing at the bubble soccer game.

(Source: sheinhardt)

perpetual-laowai: “It’s so lifelike, you can almost hear the founding fathers standing behind him asking ‘Who gave that slave a suit?’” - Stephen Colbert

perpetual-laowai:

“It’s so lifelike, you can almost hear the founding fathers standing behind him asking ‘Who gave that slave a suit?’”

- Stephen Colbert

Becoming "Stephen" to handle road rage while driving (especially in Manhattan)

  • *pedestrians dart about in the middle of the road*
  • Me: [mutters] Pick a side, we're at war.
  • Friend: [stares] What...just what?
  • Me: Right or left, they have to pick one. They can't just sit on the fence. We're at war.
  • Friend: ...Okay.

Stephen Colbert Suspends Production of His Show

fuckyeahstevejonandstephen:

@samschener tweeted earlier today “Family matter to blame for ‘Colbert Report’ suspension, people close to show say. Production expected to resume soon. (link)”

I’ve heard from a few different people that he’s in Charleston, SC right now. :(

(Source: drunkonstevphen)